Rolland Hill is a waste of oxygen

by Briana Renee Emmons, Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:09 pm

As little girls, we all have dreams that we strive to achieve but never actually meet. Though being a princess in a strange country or being chief of surgery at a nearby hospital are nearly impossible to achieve, one goal that I never thought that I would quite reach would be the one that I am working at now. As other children were reading chaptered novels or comic books, I would sneak into my parents' room to read the captions of photos in countless High Times magazines. From a very impressionable age, I have always wished to be photographed in a giant pile of Mary Jane. Attending the Cannibus cup, let alone getting to participate in it, is so obvious of a dream that it need not be mentioned. My largest ambition, above all, is to prove to the world that stoner girls aren't all sitting and eating munchies on their couches and wasting life away. Some stoners, like myself, have college degrees. Some stoners get high and run for 12 straight miles down the beach. Some stoners solve this world's problems, and others smoke to ignore them. Regardless of your position or your inspiriation on the topic of ganja, I hope that you love and support it nearly half as much as I do, because a public recognition of the positive effects of weed is the only thing that can save us from the people that scold us for it. Stay high, everyone (and vote for me if you feel so inclined)!